I am writing this under duress. K said if I don't write something she might remove my bowels and tie them to the back of a semi which will drag me across the lonely highway. This is considered a criminal assault. Assault is the attempted battery or imminent threat of a battery. K has access to knives in the kitchen, she is fierce when she's angry and I am scared. Since I am scared and K has the immediate ability to disembowel me this is considered an assault.
K said that my finals went well and I am all done for this term. I say that I did okay except for Crim Law which is highly questionable. But I don't disagree that I am finished for this term. I am so happy that K thinks I am free from school for now...but I just hope that she is able to deal with the pain when school starts once again. That is all. C.
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This is so hilarious!! We miss you guys soo much!! We are excited that you are flying home soon. We can play the Book of mormon game.. ha ha... Chris congrats on finishing your first semester of Law school....Kara congrats on suriving as well!! love you guys!
Chris: I feel ya, buddy! Doesn't it feel good to be done!
Wow, you should be an attorney someday. You really have a flair for truthiness.
Congrats on being done! Chris has one more tomorrow, and I can hardly wait!! I hope you guys have a blast in Utah!!
Congrats! You survived the first term! Don't worry, first term finals are the WORST - it just gets better from here on out...
Just let me tell you two that I LOVE YOU! I think you two are great. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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