C has orientation for the next two days, I'll have to make him update you on all the fun things he's learned. Did you know that he has to wear a suit for orientation? I guess they are proposing the idea of dressing for success early on...
So my former employer sent out this joke today and I thought ya'll might enjoy it:
A famous television preacher took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly. As the preacher watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's brain. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp.Politics aside, I hope you got a good laugh!
The three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.As they prepared to leave, the preacher summoned them to come over. "I thank you for your brave actions!" he said. "I've seen with my own eyes that the bitter hatred I've heard about between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists is not true."
As the preacher drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?""He's a preacher. I've seen him on TV," another replied. "He gets inspiration from Heaven and is a very wise man.""Well," the logger said, "He may be wise, but he sure doesn't know anything about grizzly bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
3 comments:
Well, you had a county commissioner laughing his head off on that joke. I think its hilarious! Good luck Chris with orientation! We still miss you both!
HA! A real Democrat would have a hat on that said, "Fu** Bush." Cuz that's the way we roll with it.
But it's funny, anyway.
Please pardon Eris' potty mouth.
However, I did get a kick out of the redneck Republicans and the lack of compassion for both their fellow man and the poor bear that they ruthlessly shot.
By the way, I wear shorts and sandals. I recycle to help save the earth. I would wear a T-shirt to tell the world what I think of Bush, but I live in Utah and that might get me killed.
Ahhhh, politics.
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